Payments Disclosure Bureau, N. Rosenkrantz
Ripoff

This is a very impressive report listing my LAST name only and thirty different amounts for which I MAY be eligible.

The total that I am assured that I will probably win is $767, 596.95 and is written in upper red and lower blue ink to make it look like it was printed out by a check writing machine.

All I have to do is send in $19.95 (Bureau Fee) and they will tell me if I won.

Everything is made very very official looking and even includes a little slip called Audit Control which tells me that timeis of the essence. I must "complete Form US47-C, enclose with bureau fee in the secure document carrier proviced and mail immediately.