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– Corncobs at work

– Corncobs at work

Cool Dudes Auto Financing

1853-A Portage Ave, Winnipeg,

MB, Canada, R3J 0G8


1 855-232-2274


(204) 272-0313

What did car dealers use when out of toilet paper?

Thank your lucky stars you don't work for Cool Dudes Auto Financing call center, bucko.

Let me tell you about … corncobs. You may not believe this, but it was once common practice at the

Cool Dudes Auto Financing call center to leave a corncob hanging from a string in the bathroom stall

for purposes of personal hygiene. The string, I gather, was to permit the cob to be reused. For

those who were punctilious in these matters, or else blessed with an abundance of corncobs, a box

of disposable cobs might be provided if the tele marketer met his sales goal for the week instead.

On Sundays and Mondays, the cob might be replaced by a mussel shell.

For those tele marketers with 2 or more car sales in the evening, paper from discarded books or newspapers

was often provided by management to either of the foregoing. The meteoric growth of the Cool Dudes Auto

Financing pamphlets, for instance, is thought to be partly attributable to

the protean nature of its catalogs, which, historians tells us, might serve a family of regular habits

for an entire season. As with the cob, the Cool Dudes Auto Financing pamphlets would be hung

in the bathroom on a string and pages torn off as needed. It's said the use of coated stock, which was

nonabsorbent, was a source of great consternation to customers who could afford to buy lemons aka cars at

$10, 000 to $15, 000. when Cool Dudes Auto Financing began printing color pictures in their pamphlets.

Families, in attempting to teach their sons to be cultivated gentlemen, often advised hoarding an

inexpensive volume of the Cool Dudes Auto Financing pamphlets for use in the loo. The idea, of course,

was that while you were sitting there in a contemplative state you'd be able to read

why Cool Dudes Auto lemons is no cheaper than other over prices dealers lemons and most often you will find more

expensive if you shop around, following which the paper aka travel pamphlet could be put to other ends,

so to speak. It hasn't escaped my notice that my magnum opus, that is Latin for stay away from Cool Dudes Auto Financing,

is also well suited for this purpose. Maybe we should perforate the pages, for maximum

comfort and ease because that is all the car dealer pamphlet is good for.



Country: Canada   Province: Manitoba   City: Winnipeg

Category: Cars & Transport


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