Pierre the Cannibal chews out employees
Pierre the cannibal as we call him at the bank of canada call center
in Winnipeg on 1455 mountain ave, Pierre is a mean sadistic coach
who likes to give out negative reviews but not to the beautiful women
only to men and unattractive women, his way of trying to get dates
who we all beleive captures stray cats to make chicken fried rice and
egg rolls, he is called the cannibal becuase of his huge black round
earrings stretching his ears down to his shoulders
we have been told that Candace his boss who we all beleive has a fetish
for younger boys since keeping on Jason her new toy boy french bi lingual
agent, Candace still keeps Pierre on even though he is a jerk on her own words
but refuses to fire Pierre on becuase she likes Pierre's egg-rolls which we all
belive is made from stray cats and dogs he catches
know we know why Pierre's lunch bag sometimes has a tail wagging out of it
or at times we can hear his luncch bags bark or meow
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